The Mr Shahnun Voice Imitator.

In my Form 2 years, there came a very powerful,commited, yet clever warden. Young and active and slim,he can outrun most students. To me, he was feared by many, including me. This is where it begins and ends.

He had a very unique voice,and i was one idiot who can really say his tune and copy him with no flaw. Trust me, i can copy his voice with ease. One day, in my form 3 years, i became overdramatic. There are a lot of seniors and juniors escaping night prep sessions and they went to watch tv At house green common room,situated on the upper floors. I wanted to play a prank. hERE goes... "Hai kamu semua ni Memang nak kena!' and what happened, all of them RAN DOWNSTAIRS AND ASKED ME WHERE WAS HE!!! I said he is at Yellow block, and they all made a run for it. I laughed like mad! hahahahaha

I played pranks with my whole batch. I even copied his voice against a junior using a handphone. I said' HAi,bagi handphone tu kat saya' and the junior froze. The whole dorm laughed at him for his fear,huhu.

But there was one incident. This is very interesting. Kuchai and me were walking back from class during form 3. It was 11.35 at night, and the red blok has all the lights on. They should close it by now. And then,i heard a voice,its not shahnuns voice coz i can tell from far but weirdly, all of them closed the lights.

Kuchai and me laughed. We wanted to make another prank.

In front of blok red,there is a large tree. in front of the large tree is the door to the common room,which is connected to the dormitory beside it. I shouted with Mr Shahnun's voice "HA! TAUPUN TUTP LAMPU!" Suddenly,kuchai tugged at me very hard. He said '"HISYAM,HISYAM,WEI!" I looked at him and said "WHAT?' And then i saw it...my ultimate nightmare, Mr Shahnun...

Do you know where was he?

He Was under the tree.

And He saw me,

And his mouth was open with disbelief!!!

It was him who shouted just now!

And by fate,we met with the same voice.

What did i do? I covered my face with my file, and kuchai did the same. We ran to our respective blocks. From that day on, Mr shahnun knew,someone could imitate his voice,and was surprised, it was me. Surprised he was because he thought it was him...

Counter Strike escape from Wardens and teachers.

On a very lazy evening,where there was supposed to be prep in the evening, i slept on my bed as usual. Suddenly,everything became so quiet. I just continued on sleeping. And then my dormmate woke me up. He said that the wardens are raiding the hostel area. I was like...SHHHIIITTT~~it was a friday,how come they want to serbu like that. So this is how it goes.

I quickly grabbed my towel, and i tell u,i am half naked and wearing only shorts,no shirts. There are a whole lot of form 5 behind the block. We were spying where the wardens might go. A teacher, i think puan...i dun think i remember, so us! She shouted, KAMU KAT SITU DATANG SINI! What happened, we ran with our lives to the surau. With only little respect for religion and so full the sense of fear, with juz spenders and shorts we entered it. We hid there. We waited there for 15 minutes until suddenly, a teacher i dunno who,shouted DIORANG KAT SURAU!! Holy crap! Busted again,around 50 to 60 people were running,and we continued running AGAIN.

We went to block red. We have divided somehow, some went to blok red, some went to blok yellow. I went for the red block,coz i think i have a larger chance of escaping to the other blocks if the wardens ever raid this block. Hoohhh,crap... We hid there, and all the time,we were saying, "CS(counter strike). From our stance,we really look like desperate soldiers who have stones running away from people with machine guns. Did i tell you that if any one of our faces were seen we will be called? well,using my towel,i covered up my head. Nice tactic.

Ok,this was what happened. While taking shelter at red block,we had a plan to make a run for it to blue block,previously raided and now empty of wardens. When the wardens and teachers raided white and red block,we made a run for it. A run that makes the entire school look to the field. We ran to blok black.

We hid at black,behind the walls. We didnt know a lot of juniors and my batch are watching the WAR ZONE, and soon we were not left with options. When the wardens saw us hiding at block black,do you know what we did?

We shouted and screamed and made a run for it to the academic block. We were laughed by all the students, as we are half naked and we would be caught easily at class. When we finally reached the academic block, the school bell ringed. Evening Prep is over!!!! The wardens have to stop their chase now! huhuhu. That was simply,the craziest day i have ever encountered in my whole life at STAR. Running half naked across the field to the academic block. My recommendation, if you want to do as i did, then ask the whole batch to skip prep. They ll chase you. At the end, we all recited the same words. TERRORISTS WIN...

A smile for the sleep.

This is a story of me while i was in form 5. I always slept late as i regularly stay up overnight to study. I always sleep in class during the day, and the best thing is i was i was one damn lucky sleeper. I rarely got caught sleeping in class during lessons by the teacher teaching. A lot of my classmates 'envy' me ,and they have a plan up their sleeves.

It was a biology class. My teacher, oh my god,forgot the name,its a she, was teaching. Accidentally,i fell asleep with a chin to my body. Everyone became quiet, yes i could sense that, and i could sense that they are all looking at me so that the teacher could see what they are looking at. Me? Me? yup, me i guess..

Then i could sense she looked at me. i didnt wake up.

You know what? the teacher said, "biarlah dia, dia stayup mlm2 study" and she continued with the lesson. I could feel unbelievability creeping through my coursemates. How could the teacher support me? They might be frustrated, and the teacher, ohh,its such a shame i cant remember her name.

The sure thing is, when she said so, a smile was made accidentally by the lips of the sleeper, and it was seen by no one.

The biology teacher and her son.

How i met Samad,fakhruddin, and Kuchai

well, it was concidence. Samad and fakhruddin was in the same class as i do, and we were all friends instantly that time. I could still remember myself n those very old school block classes which i think now arent useable anymore. Then we trasferred to the new block,formerly a dormitory.

Kushairy however,was a total bum. he accidentally slept during subuh ptayers and was caught by Mr ng, one very powerful warden. Kuchai was made to stand in front of the assembly, and everyone looked at him as though he was a criminal. However, he was unfazed by that.

The stupid thing about my seniors, or STAR senior system would be the flaw in the High Council of whatsoever itself. Choosing kuchai at that age, would only mean refusal, and just because of a flaw done by a junior,he should be in the gangster group. Kchai always told me this story, and i kept thinking how idiotic it was back then.

Samad and fakhruddin went to join band,and me,pengakap. It was until i was in form 3 that i finally met kushairy, but that,would be another great story to tell.

My 1st day year at STAR

STAR, yeah, a very memorable place. It all started with me bidding my mum gudbye. I was sad but i am determined to do my best.

Orientation week: I dont have much in mind. I was a crazy student by then. There were some of my seniors who are really helpful there.

Oh, my time ran out. Guess i ll blog later.